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Post by Plocket on Dec 6, 2006 9:22:54 GMT
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Dec 6, 2006 17:31:27 GMT
No 19 made me laugh like a drain!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2006 17:36:47 GMT
very good plocket
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Post by sweetleaf on Dec 6, 2006 17:47:52 GMT
 Nice one, Plocket, ;D
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Post by 4pygmies on Dec 6, 2006 19:40:00 GMT
Very funny but you know you'll set Sleepy off again - but I know you can handle him......
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Dec 6, 2006 19:42:01 GMT
.....................who said you can only say these things at Christmas.........  S x
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2006 7:19:01 GMT
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