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Post by Plocket on Jan 9, 2007 15:40:43 GMT
ARE YOU MEN HAPPIER THAN US WOMEN?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental £100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
I'd still prefer to be a woman though! ;D
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Post by piggingardener on Jan 9, 2007 16:37:25 GMT
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Post by mickthecactus on Jan 9, 2007 17:24:43 GMT
My God Plocket. That could be me. But I'd rather you were a woman though.
It would be very dull if we were all men.
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Post by Plocket on Jan 9, 2007 17:47:08 GMT
That's one way of looking at it Mick!!!  |
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Post by JennyWrenn on Jan 9, 2007 19:03:49 GMT
;D ;D All true but I would hate to be a man - dont know how they cope sometimes j w |
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Post by owainglyndwr on Jan 9, 2007 22:20:45 GMT
Sorry guys. I have to agree with Plocket that women are the superior species. When my wife was in labour with our daughter I had sympathy contraction pains ... It was me who told her to never to come near me again !! (True) The sinister side of them is ... how can someone bleed for 5 days a month and not die  WB |
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Post by Plocket on Jan 10, 2007 9:30:00 GMT
The sinister side of them is ... how can someone bleed for 5 days a month and not die WB You've got a thing about that haven't you Welshy??? Be afraid - be VERY afraid!!! ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2007 16:09:40 GMT
The sinister side of them is ... how can someone bleed for 5 days a month and not die WB Amazing aren't we and we still soldier on doing the housework, shopping, washing, ironing, cooking, cleaning, etc, etc, etc. |
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Post by sweetleaf on Jan 10, 2007 16:23:38 GMT
The sinister side of them is ... how can someone bleed for 5 days a month and not die WB Amazing aren't we and we still soldier on doing the housework, shopping, washing, ironing, cooking, cleaning, etc, etc, etc. The time you should really worry is when it FAILS to happen.......  |
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Post by Plocket on Jan 10, 2007 17:39:49 GMT
Especially if she's suddenly gets mood swings, hungrier, a firm round tummy......... ;D
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Jan 10, 2007 18:38:09 GMT
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Post by owainglyndwr on Jan 10, 2007 21:21:35 GMT
Especially if she's suddenly gets mood swings, hungrier, a firm round tummy......... ;D That is a very scary thought And one for the divorce lawyers 'cos I've had a va-va-va-va .... But Too Much Info I think  Getting back to mood swings - I thought these were normal with women <ducking very fast smiley> |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2007 21:38:21 GMT
Are men happier than women ?
Yes. Deal with it.
FA x
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