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Post by fozzie on Jan 21, 2007 12:21:20 GMT
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge who asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: "A can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it?" The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2007 15:04:13 GMT
He he he
Reminds me of the old adage "marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence" ;D
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Post by Plocket on Jan 21, 2007 16:03:00 GMT
Oh dear Fozzie!!! ;D
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