The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked for a thin and crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, what a ride!"
