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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 15:36:23 GMT
Welcome to the first night of I'M A GARDEN WORLDER - GET ME OUT OF HERE - and the contestants are:
Welsh Blue - to get the fire wood
Fat Andy - to get him out of the country (nothing to do with tax or anything)
Plocket - to cook ( and probably find an Aussie Clem)
CheeryPB - to scientifically digest the bugs
4P - to keep the camp free from rats and snakes (promotion to snakes)
WAV ( to feed to the native crocs and leave the rest for native flora an fauna)
Captain Cabbage ( for the entertainment and probably could do with a holiday)
Dr Who ( to solve the puzzles and riddles)
Margi (Dr Who's assitant)
Crew Green Wizard ( close ups of CPB eating bugs)
Luxury Items Susie Snowdrop ( ask FA )
All GW Members!!!!! ;D
Our contestants have been blindfolded and taken to a secret hideaway where they will spend their first night. The hosts, Ant and Dec haven't yet turned up but there are strange rumbling sounds to be heard in the distance......
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Nov 9, 2006 15:40:12 GMT
EW!  |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 15:43:08 GMT
ANT AND DEC: Well viewers it looks as though Cheery has tasted her first bug!! Now who can guess where our contestants are at the moment?
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Nov 9, 2006 15:52:21 GMT
retching noises
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2006 15:59:18 GMT
EW! Did you manage it in one go CPB or did you have to chew? ;D |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 16:02:57 GMT
I'm sure I've seena HUGE spider!!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2006 16:20:53 GMT
Better cook it quick Plocket - eight legs - better than a chicken with only two  |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 16:25:28 GMT
Well somebody find me a pan - I don't supposed there's an oven around here is there - electric or gas I'm not fussy? Or even an aga?
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 16:26:31 GMT
I think Rita should be recruited into this as assistant to me!!!!! ;D
In fact I think ALL regular GW Boarders should be a part of this sadistic game!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2006 16:34:36 GMT
Well somebody find me a pan - I don't supposed there's an oven around here is there - electric or gas I'm not fussy? Or even an aga? You will have to build a fire no gas, electricity or aga's here  I'll go and chop some wood  |
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Post by lottielady on Nov 9, 2006 16:36:45 GMT
Thats WB's job but I think he will have trouble finding the wood with a blindfold on |
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Post by isabella on Nov 9, 2006 16:37:45 GMT
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Post by lottielady on Nov 9, 2006 16:38:55 GMT
No Pam - just put a hat on!  |
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Post by lottielady on Nov 9, 2006 16:41:53 GMT
ANT AND DEC: Now who can guess where our contestants are at the moment? Aren't they in the Jungle Ant or Dec? LLx |
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Post by Jonah on Nov 9, 2006 16:45:11 GMT
Think it will be best if I watch from the sidelines. As a semi veggie I fear I would have to rely to heavily on the beans. Oops, pardon me! ;D |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 16:46:42 GMT
We might not have been dumped in the jungle - we might have been dumped in the middle of the Harrods Food Halls!!!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2006 16:46:43 GMT
Hey, what day is voting day??
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 16:47:17 GMT
Jonah you can't cop out like that!!! You can be chief forrager for greens!
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Post by lottielady on Nov 9, 2006 16:49:18 GMT
Don't give Cheery any more sprouts |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 16:52:18 GMT
Hey, what day is voting day?? Whenever Ant & Dec feel like it!!! |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 16:53:00 GMT
Don't give Cheery any more sprouts I thought Jonah was the one producing noxious gasses - can't we attach her to an oven??? ;D |
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Post by lottielady on Nov 9, 2006 17:08:00 GMT
Perhaps that should be their first task to make windypops powered ovens ! Are you Ant or Dec?
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Post by Jonah on Nov 9, 2006 17:16:27 GMT
Having recently completed a course in Chumash basketry I will sit and pass the time of day making baskets to hold the assorted fruits, vegetables and poor little jungle critters that will make the tea! Ooh talking of tea, I have a bolognese to make [or rather I'm off into the jungle for a while......! I'll scream if I get into trouble. ta ta!  |
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Post by Chuckles on Nov 9, 2006 17:35:39 GMT
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Post by Plocket on Nov 9, 2006 17:45:21 GMT
Wasn't me!!! ;D
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Post by Jonah on Nov 9, 2006 18:08:45 GMT
Let me just pop back into camp while no one is looking and grab that bottle of red I stashed in my rather large underwear. Must share it with those nice people over the hill that are Lost, especially that rugged looking one and the doctor.....
Oh dear, did I say that out loud?
so what did you all smuggle in? I also bought a years worth of GW magazines in my bloomers, thought we could do with some ideas for the camp garden.
Just got to disappear again to, ahem, gather some wonderful nuts in a little basket I made earlier.....
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Nov 9, 2006 18:28:32 GMT
CPB has her head in a bucket
...hic.....bleauh......f'lng a little (burp) poorly..(hic..parp)...pls cn I haf a (gulp) round of sandwiches to take the taste away....sptah..yuk...
smiles weakly and falls over....
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Post by Jonah on Nov 9, 2006 18:41:44 GMT
Lucky you bought that bucket in CPB, but I'm just wondering where on earth you had that stashed, even my bloomers couldn't have got away with one THAT big! |
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Post by Cheerypeabrain on Nov 9, 2006 18:53:23 GMT
in my bra...I have a spare...want one?
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Post by Chuckles on Nov 9, 2006 19:21:23 GMT
At least with there only being us 5 in camp so far we can get the best beds. Now lets a have peak. OMG I know where gardeners but this is ridiculous  |
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