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Post by Plocket on Nov 12, 2006 20:42:59 GMT
LP is interested in the French language because we've been a few times and she knows some basic words. Recently she wanted to learn her numbers so we helped her out. Unfortunately she hasn't got them quite right, and says: Un-done, trois, Catherine, cinq, says I almost don't want to correct her!!!  |
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Post by isabella on Nov 12, 2006 21:13:47 GMT
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Post by Margi on Nov 12, 2006 21:43:35 GMT
Awww - she's a cutie! Personally, I blame the parents...
Margi xxx
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Post by Chuckles on Nov 12, 2006 21:55:03 GMT
Bless  |
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Post by Jonah on Nov 13, 2006 0:11:09 GMT
It's a shame we can't hear her saying it, bet she sounds really cute! The other day my son was making a poster and asked how loud was spelt, so I wrote it down for him. Then he asked how sweets was spelt. I wrote that too and asked what he was doing. He was doing a poster and had written 'I am not a....! He wanted to put it on a tree to let everyone know. It is sweet the little things they do. |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 13, 2006 8:21:16 GMT
You KNOW I don't do cute Margi!!! ;D
She plays at being a "garlic" at the moment: exterminate!!!!!
Oh bless him Jonah! Give him a hug from me please!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2006 9:12:03 GMT
Ah lol - what a sweetie ;D
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Post by magrich on Nov 13, 2006 11:04:32 GMT
these cute little sayings are wonderful...........my son , for ages, talked about 'falamingos' and looked for 'parcarps' and my grandaughter would ask to watch the ' terryishun' or to buy a magameen. they all seem to be corrected very quickly so enjoy them while you can.
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Post by piggingardener on Nov 13, 2006 12:21:43 GMT
Reminds me of a little girl I once knew called Alice aged three. Her Dad had just finished digging his garden and had raked it all in readiness for seed planting. Alice decided to walk all over it! Dad said to her:
"Alice, you're a bad girl"
She replied "Am I? I'd better have an aspirin then".
Bless.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2006 12:48:22 GMT
They do say some funny things don't they. My children both say countalator instead of calculator but that makes sense to me |
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Post by Chuckles on Nov 13, 2006 13:14:14 GMT
Look what you've started Plocket My nephew couldn't say Aunty so he used to call me Eyore ;D, I've no idea why, I don't look like a donkey, maybe act like one sometimes . I do silly things like call a helicopter a colihepter, a banana a nabana and instructions descructions Maybe I can see why he called me Eyore  ;D |
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Post by Plocket on Nov 13, 2006 14:18:23 GMT
All your stories have made me laugh - kids are so great! I keep a note of some of the best things LP has come out with, the two above included. It's such a shame when they grow out of it I think!
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Post by Plocket on Nov 13, 2006 16:00:55 GMT
OMG she's just come out with another one!!!
"Seize the creatures to be holly" which should actually be "T'is the season to be jolly" - I'm still crying laughing!!!!! ;D
And feel very sorry for the poor animals!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2006 16:02:11 GMT
;D
You just made me think of another one
"arrrrghhhh, that car might pulperise me"
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Post by Plocket on Nov 13, 2006 16:06:15 GMT
Eh??? You'll have to translate that for me Trunkyjo!!!
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 13, 2006 16:08:15 GMT
Pulpersise instead of pulverise Big P. I know, it's been a long day |
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Post by sleepysunday on Nov 13, 2006 16:19:44 GMT
I remember hearing of a child referring to a butterfly as a flutterby, and it seemed much more appropriate.
And as a schoolboy for years I thought the line in the Lord's Prayer was:
Hello be thy name
instead of Hallowed be thy name
I never questioned the nonsense.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2006 16:24:46 GMT
In fact I'm not even sure you can be puverised byt a car, but she obviously liked that word for the day she picks up some weird words - for the last year she's been talking with an american accent more often than she does english and last week she started speaking northern she obviously likes words and language and talking because she talks non stop |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2006 17:48:35 GMT
My daughter makes me laugh so often I keep saying I ought to write a book of kids saysings. Seeing these makes me realise that it would be a great idea !!!
The only trouble is, I can never remember what Cherub has said the next day !
FA x
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Post by piggingardener on Nov 14, 2006 9:34:12 GMT
My sister was telling me last night that her grandson, aged 8, was at her house the other day and asked her what was in a jar in the kitchen. She told him it was marmalade. He replied
"Ugh marmalade!! I hate marmalade, if it was alive I'd kill it!"
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Post by Plocket on Nov 14, 2006 10:33:12 GMT
Oh I like that Piggin - bless!!!
Some of LP's words (many of which she has now grown out of) are: mingo; mook; jam-juice; plenose; kellyhopter; blutterfly; bang-works; vegibles; punnkin; lickstick and lickbarn. Yep I make a note of them!!
Another classic she came out with at least a year ago now is: pigs have sausages. They lay them in their little nests. And sometimes they have kittens as babies.
And her interpretations of Christmas songs last year:
I wish me a merry Christmas and a happy New Zealand (my sister moved there last year)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Old Macdonald came to ride on a one horse open stay.
We all want some pretty pudding so bring it right here.
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Post by piggingardener on Nov 14, 2006 11:26:08 GMT
Have you ver read or heard any of the "terrible twos" that people used to send in to Sarah Kennedy on Radio 2? There really were some crackers. My favourite was about a little 4 year old girl called Julia.
Her Mum was having an extension built on the side of the house. Julia decided to help the builders and sallied forth with her bucket and spade. At the end of the week, she was very disappointed not to receive a wage packet like the rest of the builders. At the end of the second week, the builders put together a wage packet containing all their loose change for her. Pleased as punch, she dragged her Mum off to the local shop to spend some of her wages.
The shopkeeper was aware of what had been going on at Julia's house and so he asked her if she would be helping the builders next week. She replied:
"Oh, I don't know, it depends on whether the f***ing bricks arrive!"
Her Mother made sure that Julia did not "work" with the builders again.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2006 12:39:55 GMT
that is hilarious PG ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Plocket on Nov 14, 2006 13:01:59 GMT
Yikes!!!!! ;D
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;D