Older women are best

Missredhead
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Older women are best May 22, 2008 17:33:06 GMT

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Post by Missredhead on May 22, 2008 17:33:06 GMT

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"DARLING, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP FLAT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL
NOW I HAVE A £500,000.00 HOME, A £45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 60 YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE BEING A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN, TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP FLAT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES!

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Shrubrose Garden Celebrity Posts: 11,068	Older women are best May 23, 2008 6:22:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shrubrose on May 23, 2008 6:22:09 GMT ;D
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nightowl Head Gardener Posts: 8,044	Older women are best May 23, 2008 6:46:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nightowl on May 23, 2008 6:46:22 GMT Older women aren't just great, we're FANTASTIC! ;D ;D ;D

farmersboy Garden Sage Posts: 28,854	Older women are best May 23, 2008 7:19:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by farmersboy on May 23, 2008 7:19:04 GMT How would you know NO,your not old enough ;D
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magrich Gardener Posts: 418	Older women are best May 23, 2008 17:16:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by magrich on May 23, 2008 17:16:39 GMT I AM old enough and WE ARE!!!!

Ruthie Head Gardener Posts: 3,452	Older women are best May 23, 2008 18:32:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ruthie on May 23, 2008 18:32:18 GMT
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JennyWrenn Garden Guru Posts: 19,513	Older women are best May 25, 2008 14:50:46 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JennyWrenn on May 25, 2008 14:50:46 GMT MEN
	"Morning's at seven, the hillside's dew pearled. Jenny's in the garden, all's right with the world"

farmersboy Garden Sage Posts: 28,854	Older women are best May 25, 2008 15:19:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by farmersboy on May 25, 2008 15:19:20 GMT If it wasnt for them,you wouldnt be here ;D
	Claret till i die......Come on you clarets,.....CCFC

Tig Admin Garden Sage Posts: 42,362	Older women are best May 25, 2008 23:06:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tig on May 25, 2008 23:06:32 GMT But without women neither would you fb!! ;D tig
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farmersboy Garden Sage Posts: 28,854	Older women are best May 26, 2008 6:24:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by farmersboy on May 26, 2008 6:24:53 GMT Quite right Tig,so we need each other then ;D
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JennyWrenn Garden Guru Posts: 19,513	Older women are best May 26, 2008 17:12:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JennyWrenn on May 26, 2008 17:12:56 GMT Women can live without men but men cant live without women ;D
	"Morning's at seven, the hillside's dew pearled. Jenny's in the garden, all's right with the world"

farmersboy Garden Sage Posts: 28,854	Older women are best May 26, 2008 17:31:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by farmersboy on May 26, 2008 17:31:22 GMT May 26, 2008 17:12:56 GMT JennyWrenn said: Women can live without men but men cant live without women ;D They can if they are gay ;D
	Claret till i die......Come on you clarets,.....CCFC

JennyWrenn Garden Guru Posts: 19,513	Older women are best May 26, 2008 17:42:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JennyWrenn on May 26, 2008 17:42:10 GMT Am sure Gay men have a woman around somewhere - to do the washin' cookin' shoppin' - their Mum no doubt ;D
	"Morning's at seven, the hillside's dew pearled. Jenny's in the garden, all's right with the world"

farmersboy Garden Sage Posts: 28,854	Older women are best May 26, 2008 20:06:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by farmersboy on May 26, 2008 20:06:33 GMT Not when they have a partner ;D
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Essexgirl Deputy Head Gardener Posts: 1,379	Older women are best Jul 6, 2008 17:01:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Essexgirl on Jul 6, 2008 17:01:24 GMT
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