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Post by fozzie on Jul 3, 2008 19:58:47 GMT
After many long months of cold and winter, the warmer weather is finally approaching and we are coming up to the BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger
involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion:
Routine:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4. THE.....MAN.....PLACES.....THE.....MEAT...ON.....THE.....GRILL
More routine:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7.THE..MAN..TAKES..THE..MEAT..OFF..THE..GRILL..AND..HANDS..IT..TO..THE. WOMAN.
More routine:
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
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Post by nightowl on Jul 4, 2008 7:43:50 GMT
Oh how very, very true Foz ;D ;D ;D
Question:- Why is it compulsory for the man to wear an apron with a woman in skimpy undies (or naked) in order to preside over the barbecue? ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2008 16:29:27 GMT
Question:- Why is it compulsory for the man to wear an apron with a woman in skimpy undies (or naked) in order to preside over the barbecue? ;D It's the law. FA x |
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Post by fozzie on Jul 4, 2008 17:54:10 GMT
Oh how very, very true Foz ;D ;D ;D Question:- Why is it compulsory for the man to wear an apron with a woman in skimpy undies (or naked) in order to preside over the barbecue? ;D They are trying to protct what they see as their "valuables"! We are a mis-guided lot at times. |
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Post by Essexgirl on Jul 5, 2008 17:11:08 GMT
A very accurate account Fozzie. Have you been of many of our BBQ's then? ;D
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Post by Susie Snowdrop on Jul 8, 2008 3:35:00 GMT
Question:- Why is it compulsory for the man to wear an apron with a woman in skimpy undies (or naked) in order to preside over the barbecue? ;D It's the law. FA x  S x |
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