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Post by Plocket on Jul 20, 2008 16:55:08 GMT
A blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,'Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Post by Shrubrose on Jul 20, 2008 17:06:53 GMT
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Post by Ruthie on Jul 20, 2008 18:46:29 GMT
PML!!!
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Post by Ladygardener on Jul 20, 2008 19:51:06 GMT
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Post by flowersfriend on Aug 3, 2008 17:23:54 GMT
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Post by carolann on Aug 5, 2008 15:23:25 GMT
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