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ALBERT
Nov 29, 2008 7:21:20 GMT
Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 29, 2008 7:21:20 GMT
An elderly man is grocery shopping with his grandson, a toddler who sits in the cart and cries hysterically.
As the elderly man pushes the cart through the aisles, selecting his items, shoppers hear him speaking in a soft voice: "We are almost done, Albert, try not to cry, Albert. Life will get better Albert, I promise you." The child screams louder, feet kicking, arms flailing. They reach the checkout counter. "Try not to be upset, Albert," says the old man. "We will be home soon, Albert. All will be well."
He pays the cashier, while the toddler thrashes and screams. ' "There, there, Albert," mutters the man. "Try to control yourself."
The woman behind him in line feels compelled to comment. "Sir, I think it's wonderful how sweet and patient you're being to your little grandson Albert," she says.
The old gentleman replies. "My grandson's name is John. I'm Albert."
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ALBERT
Nov 29, 2008 21:56:41 GMT
Post by Missredhead on Nov 29, 2008 21:56:41 GMT
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ALBERT
Nov 29, 2008 23:46:50 GMT
Post by Tig on Nov 29, 2008 23:46:50 GMT
;D
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ALBERT
Nov 30, 2008 6:16:46 GMT
Post by Amo on Nov 30, 2008 6:16:46 GMT
;D
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ALBERT
Dec 2, 2008 10:21:24 GMT
Post by nightowl on Dec 2, 2008 10:21:24 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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