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Post by Slugger on Jan 28, 2009 13:38:02 GMT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch'
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Post by Auricula on Jan 28, 2009 14:26:13 GMT
;D ;D
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Post by carolann on Jan 28, 2009 18:46:19 GMT
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Post by JennyWrenn on Jan 28, 2009 18:51:27 GMT
Gr8 <biggrin>
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Post by maggy on Jan 28, 2009 21:19:52 GMT
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Post by Jasmine on Jan 28, 2009 21:44:03 GMT
Had to email this one to some friends! ;D
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Post by Tig on Jan 28, 2009 23:46:48 GMT
;D
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