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Post by Tig on Mar 3, 2009 13:34:17 GMT
A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet's surgery.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said 'I'm so sorry, your duck, 'Cuddles' has passed away'
The distressed owner wailed 'Are you sure ?'
'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead' he replied.
'How can you be so sure,' she protested. ' I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something'
The Vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eye and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog, and took it out, and returned a few minutes later with a cat.
The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, mewed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck'.
The vet turned to his PC, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. £150!', she cried, £150 just to tell me my duck is dead!'
The vet just shrugged, and said 'I'm sorry.
If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now £150
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Post by Jasmine on Mar 3, 2009 16:13:21 GMT
That made me laugh! ;D
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Post by Ladygardener on Mar 3, 2009 16:28:35 GMT
;D
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Post by Sunnygardener on Mar 3, 2009 17:17:38 GMT
That's good Tig
sunny
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Post by farmersboy on Mar 3, 2009 18:31:14 GMT
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Post by Ruthie on Mar 3, 2009 18:50:45 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by nightowl on Mar 5, 2009 8:28:11 GMT
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Post by carolann on Mar 5, 2009 12:52:16 GMT
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Post by beanie on Mar 6, 2009 9:28:04 GMT
I e mailed this to a friend who said she nearly fell of her computer stool laughing
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