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Pig
Jun 13, 2009 7:59:20 GMT
Post by nightowl on Jun 13, 2009 7:59:20 GMT
A farmhand calls his boss and says, "Gotta problem. I've hit a pig and he's wedged in the bull bars of the truck. He's wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out!"
The boss replies, "There's a shotgun behind the seat. Just shoot him in the head. Then you'll be able to get him out and get on with your work."
A few minutes later the farmhand calls again. "Boss, I've shot him and got him out ok, but I still can't move the truck." "Why not? What's up now?"
"Well boss, it's his motorbike. It's stuck under the wheel arch, and the blue light won't stop flashing................"
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Pig
Jun 13, 2009 9:00:57 GMT
Post by Jasmine on Jun 13, 2009 9:00:57 GMT
That is funny - but it shouldn't be! ;D
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Pig
Jun 13, 2009 17:11:02 GMT
Post by Missredhead on Jun 13, 2009 17:11:02 GMT
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Pig
Jun 15, 2009 16:00:37 GMT
Post by Auricula on Jun 15, 2009 16:00:37 GMT
Naughty......but funny
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Pig
Jun 18, 2009 11:45:29 GMT
Post by carolann on Jun 18, 2009 11:45:29 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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