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Post by irishrick on Feb 10, 2010 18:48:40 GMT
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't
smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the
question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you
go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of
"hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as
"dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because
those %&@# kids next door won't turn down
the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes
anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your
car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead
of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM
would severely upset, rather than settle, your
stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty
good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast
time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a
computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before
going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap
what the heck happened?"
and one more for good measure.
26: You read this entire list looking desperately
for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't
find one to save your sorry old butt.
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Post by Missredhead on Feb 10, 2010 19:36:36 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2010 13:22:33 GMT
Me too MRH. And I don't care !
FA x
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