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Post by Barbara on Sept 13, 2010 15:32:07 GMT
A man goes ino a restaurant and asks to see the meal of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley with a large tank full of various species, and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "An excellent choice, they have a delicate, mild flavour." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans kill that little green squid with the hairy lip!"
The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.
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That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"
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Post by Missredhead on Sept 13, 2010 18:54:01 GMT
OMG...I almost wet myself with laughter.... ;D ( TMI.... I know)
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Post by Jasmine on Sept 13, 2010 19:12:19 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by JennyWrenn on Sept 13, 2010 19:38:11 GMT
Oh me Gosh ;D
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Post by Auricula on Sept 13, 2010 23:10:01 GMT
Very clever  |
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Post by Ladygardener on Sept 14, 2010 16:08:19 GMT
;D Excellent.
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Post by carolann on Sept 29, 2010 11:40:41 GMT
Love it. |
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Post by Louisa on Sept 29, 2010 19:03:32 GMT
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Post by Barbara on Sept 30, 2010 7:20:54 GMT
I can't read it without doing the advert tune in my head... ;D
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Post by Auricula on Sept 30, 2010 23:06:17 GMT
Me neither ;D
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