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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 18:07:21 GMT
treat someone as important as me, wait til
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 27, 2010 18:26:25 GMT
I tell Lady Grantham - she will set about you all - her blue blood will
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Post by Auricula on Oct 27, 2010 18:28:12 GMT
be spilled on the ...
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 18:29:42 GMT
floor and the Ladies maid Auricula will have to clean it up
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Post by Auricula on Oct 27, 2010 18:31:51 GMT
 ( I thought we'd established that I is purely for decoration) when told this,Auricula fainted away in a deep swoon, and had to be revived by.....
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 18:33:19 GMT
a bottle of disinfectant wafted beneath her nose..
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Post by Auricula on Oct 27, 2010 18:36:16 GMT
hmmm.....she thought, this isn't what I expected......
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Post by Tig on Oct 27, 2010 18:38:10 GMT
but better than a slap with a wet fish!!! Lady Grantham was well known for her
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 27, 2010 18:38:42 GMT
motherly ways and said she would
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 18:40:18 GMT
always be happy to
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Post by Auricula on Oct 27, 2010 18:40:31 GMT
make sure Lady Auricula was treated with....
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Post by Tig on Oct 27, 2010 18:48:38 GMT
rubber gloves, best not to touch her 'cos you never know where she's been.... oooh what is that smell? Is it
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 18:49:21 GMT
extra strong pills as she was a bit delusional, she thought that she was a Laydee but she was in fact a Laydees maid.....
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 27, 2010 18:50:34 GMT
and she thought she was so above everyone high in the sky flying like a .....
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 18:52:11 GMT
paper aeroplane that always comes crashing down on
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 18:55:40 GMT
the lawn with its nose all crumpled up and
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 18:57:01 GMT
flat, a bit like Lord Stinkybums nose...in fact
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 18:58:30 GMT
almost exactly the same as Lord Stinkybum's nose except his was flat and crumpled because
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 19:28:06 GMT
he was very shortsighted and far too vain to be seen wearing
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 19:30:38 GMT
glasses so he was forever bumping into doors and walls and
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 19:31:54 GMT
sometimes he even waked into  |
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 19:35:38 GMT
complete strangers who got very grumpy when he barged into them
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 19:37:15 GMT
especially as he had terrible bad breath too, they
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 19:39:28 GMT
told him point blank that he needed to
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 19:42:04 GMT
floss...and visit the dentist in the Market Square
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 19:44:02 GMT
who could polish his teeth til they gleamed and then he would be able to
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 19:45:21 GMT
light his way in the darkness...... (think we are the only ones playing Jas  ) |
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 19:49:25 GMT
That's fine - we might write a novel like JK Rowling and become rich and famous ;D
like the fairy fire flies who sparkled in the woods like strings of lights in the trees
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 27, 2010 19:51:26 GMT
that guided all the little forest folk along
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 27, 2010 19:52:57 GMT
the dark pathways to the
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