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Geranium Garden Guru Posts: 18,199	Crackers Dec 23, 2010 13:09:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Geranium on Dec 23, 2010 13:09:44 GMT How do you find a lost rabbit? Easy - Make a noise like a carrot!
	And the glory of the garden it shall never pass away!

Geranium Garden Guru Posts: 18,199	Crackers Dec 23, 2010 13:10:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Geranium on Dec 23, 2010 13:10:59 GMT What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks. ;D
	And the glory of the garden it shall never pass away!

Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,290	Crackers Dec 23, 2010 21:07:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Dec 23, 2010 21:07:43 GMT What is brown, steams and comes out of Cowes? The Isle of Wight ferry. i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd161/GWDAdmin1/Smilies/Default/cheesy.gif
	They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

Missredhead Garden Sage Posts: 39,290	Crackers Dec 23, 2010 21:10:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Missredhead on Dec 23, 2010 21:10:05 GMT What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snow flakes
	They say that the body is made up of 90% water... so.. I say "I'm not fat - I'm just waterlogged''

Geranium Garden Guru Posts: 18,199	Crackers Dec 23, 2010 21:16:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Geranium on Dec 23, 2010 21:16:55 GMT Oooh! Some good 'uns coming up here! ;D ;D
	And the glory of the garden it shall never pass away!

Auricula Garden Sage I'd rather be quaffing vino surrounded by fragrant blooms - but mostly I'm weeding!! Posts: 36,608	Crackers Dec 24, 2010 0:58:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Auricula on Dec 24, 2010 0:58:41 GMT When does Friday come before Thursday? .....................................................................................................in the dictionary ;D
	What the caterpillar perceives as the end, to the butterfly is only the beginning

Ladygardener Garden Sage Posts: 58,504	Crackers Dec 24, 2010 8:38:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ladygardener on Dec 24, 2010 8:38:04 GMT I must try to remember some of them for Hannah, she loves jokes.
	Go placidly amidst the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.