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Barbara
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Sweet Feb 17, 2011 11:32:55 GMT

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Post by Barbara on Feb 17, 2011 11:32:55 GMT

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street ....
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

maybe life didn't turn out to be the party you thought, but while your here you may as well dance

Jasmine Garden Sage Posts: 62,527	Sweet Feb 17, 2011 16:27:51 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jasmine on Feb 17, 2011 16:27:51 GMT ;D
	‘The secret of being happy is being obsessed by something’ – David Bellamy

Ladygardener Garden Sage Posts: 58,504	Sweet Feb 18, 2011 6:57:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ladygardener on Feb 18, 2011 6:57:50 GMT Very well put together.
	Go placidly amidst the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

Post by Barbara on Feb 17, 2011 11:32:55 GMT

Post by Jasmine on Feb 17, 2011 16:27:51 GMT

Post by Ladygardener on Feb 18, 2011 6:57:50 GMT

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