The Green Thing

[Missredhead]

In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she
should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for
the environment.

The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green
thing back in my day."

The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did
not care enough to save our environment."

She was right of course -- our generation didn't have the green thing
in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to
the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and
sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and
over. So they really were recycled.

But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

We walked up stairs because we didn't have an escalator in every store
and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb
into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks.

But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the
throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy
gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really
did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers
or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.
But that old lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our
day.

Back then, we had one TV or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every
room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief
(remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana.

In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have
electric machines to do everything for us.

When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded
up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.

Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut
the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised
by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on
treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right that old woman; we didn't have the green thing back
then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or
a plastic bottle everytime we had a drink of water.

We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we
replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole
razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes
to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi
service.

We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets
to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget
to receive a signal from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order
to find the nearest pizza joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old
folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

Can I ask that you forward this to those other selfish old people you
know who need a lesson in conservation from a smartass young person.

[JennyWrenn]

Oh How true Missy - I used to fill my pen up with ink; I really enjoyed writing with my lovely fountain pen - I dont think they are given as pressies anymore

Dont think kids would know what they was

[Auricula]

Glad I don't live in the smug USA

[Ladygardener]

I'm glad things have changed. I love to write with a fountain pen too. Life is certainly easier in many ways. ;D

[Jasmine]

;D
We used to go scrummaging around looking for pop bottles to take back to the NAAFI to get the 5p back a bottle!