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Post by Tig on Dec 15, 2011 18:46:13 GMT
Luckily Mystic Russ was on hand and with a swish of his tinsel Stiwand he banished the ugly heffalump back to the Hippodrome!
Still in shock Bruno was frantically waving his tail and had wrapped himself around Lens legs... 'You're barking up the wrong tree' he said, 'Go and latch onto ....
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Post by Amber on Dec 15, 2011 19:54:38 GMT
Elisha......she's got a poodle...woof...woof........
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Post by Barbara on Dec 15, 2011 20:16:41 GMT
And with that he turned to craig the evil ogre and said he's........................
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Post by Auricula on Dec 15, 2011 21:38:13 GMT
mine...all mine.............Craig let out a shriek and fled to the............
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Post by Tig on Dec 16, 2011 8:54:58 GMT
Charabanc, but unfortunately every seat was now taken as the entire ensemble were frothing at the mouth in anticipation of the battle of the 'Three' chosen ones! The sequinned armour had been loaded onto the roof so the Welsh Dresser bound Craig the evil Ogre and tied him to the roof rack, knowing he'd be unable to ....
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Post by Amber on Dec 16, 2011 11:23:11 GMT
...dance with Len.....
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Post by carolann on Dec 16, 2011 11:42:09 GMT
All thoses on the Cahra where mad with Craig for doing that so they grabbed him and threw him off along with the grumpy old Len, Bruno was rolling about howling with.......
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Post by Barbara on Dec 16, 2011 11:53:49 GMT
Pain and anguish at the thought of this being the end of the panto season, what would he do next he wondered, who would help him to....................
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Post by Amber on Dec 16, 2011 15:27:06 GMT
realise his dream of.........
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Post by Tig on Dec 16, 2011 15:53:27 GMT
waltzing off into the sunset with Robbie the Savage one!!!
"Not I" said Mystic Russ, "Thow shalt not go to the ball of the glittering orb, that quest is for the young contenders, and the Argonaut" and he propelled himself over the
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Post by Auricula on Dec 16, 2011 19:17:34 GMT
bar to pour himself another drink.Cor,I'll need that, he thought if I am to .....
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Post by Amber on Dec 16, 2011 21:04:09 GMT
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Post by Barbara on Dec 17, 2011 8:53:29 GMT
But, no-one reckoned on Brucie coming up with a new joke,  it almost stole the show from...... |
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Post by Ladygardener on Dec 17, 2011 10:07:51 GMT
the almost nothing there outfits of the professional dancers, Not to mention |
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Post by Tig on Dec 17, 2011 11:48:47 GMT
the worry about the impending storm threatening to ruin the nights entertainment! 'Eeek' squeeled Tess, 'this hurricane is going to cause mayhem with my tumbling golden locks! Will need to put on extra lippy to distract folks attention!' and with that she flounced off to the wardrobe department to see what delights they had in store for her appearance tonight!
Tension is mounting, there is rivalry in the air! Claudia and Len have secretly taken Bruno to the ....
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Post by Amber on Dec 17, 2011 11:55:44 GMT
...hairdresser to get highlights put in......anything to overshadow......
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Post by carolann on Dec 17, 2011 12:23:39 GMT
the glitter ball but little did they know that the ballroom was.......
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Post by Amber on Dec 17, 2011 16:12:48 GMT
burned down overnight and the final is at Wembly Stadium.........but.......its the final of Britain's Best Dish on that day too...........Bruno could always dance with Jilly Goulden...ha.h.ahaha........  |
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Post by Tig on Dec 18, 2011 23:18:13 GMT
'He's behind you' yelled Joker James! But it was not to be, he was in front - 'oops, it seems like my grinning like a cheshire cat didn't help!' muttered Jason through gritted teef as Chell and Harry outshone him on the floor! Craigs bonza fell flat as his antipodean dream collapsed and he had an urgent need to visit a plastic surgeon to remove the 'smile' which had somehow managed to clamp itself to his fizzhog! (Mystic Russell grinned mischievously .... he wasn't letting on that he had ...
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Post by Barbara on Dec 19, 2011 7:38:31 GMT
Seen the future, and so he knew that someones days were ........................
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Post by carolann on Dec 19, 2011 9:56:30 GMT
where coming to an end in fact they where all getting to the end of grumpy Lens tether so he.........
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Post by Tig on Dec 19, 2011 10:28:25 GMT
made a grab for what looked like an Italian princess, only his lens had steamed up and when he got close he realised he'd mistakenly got hold of ....
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 19, 2011 11:56:27 GMT
the Widdy Womble. He let out a long anguished scream and looked madly around to see
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Post by Tig on Dec 19, 2011 15:37:35 GMT
anyone had spotted his error! Sure enough Claudia had spied them from afar with her huge zoom camera - she had taken photos and was hoping to cash in by selling them to a sleazy magazine for loads of dosh! Immediately Len realised he would be a laughing stock in the world of ballroom and went to ...
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Post by Amber on Dec 19, 2011 15:41:41 GMT
pieces....gibbering and frothing at the mouth...sweat pouring down his face......the St John's Ambulance paramedicas rushed onto the flooor....glad to do a bit of showing off.....strapped him to a stretcher and rushed him to the ambulance......
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 19, 2011 16:00:36 GMT
and Craig gave an evil laugh and scored the paramedics a measly 4 for their performance which outraged the
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Post by Tig on Dec 19, 2011 23:29:00 GMT
audience, they all hissed and booed, even ancient jester Brucie could be seen muttering and spluttering as he tried his best to
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Post by Jasmine on Dec 20, 2011 7:27:46 GMT
control the situation and move onto all things bright and fluffy. Suddenly with a big bang and a burst of fake fog out of the roof and dangling from a harness whizzed
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Post by Tig on Dec 20, 2011 9:33:51 GMT
Harrys bandmate Dougie 'Ooops wrong show' he muttered, and was hastily shooed away by a maniacal hissing Brucie!
Back at the tower the atmosphere had gone a bit flat, unlike Chelsees chest! Tess had drawn the curtains round her legs (much to the relief of many laydee viewers) and Bruno was licking his ....
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Post by carolann on Dec 20, 2011 10:19:50 GMT
last of the gravy from his plate  when Edwina the eggstravagant came in with a boiled..... |
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