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Post by Barbara on Nov 3, 2010 8:35:59 GMT
Every- one got together and started stuffing them with straw, when suddenly.
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Post by carolann on Nov 3, 2010 10:39:46 GMT
there was one hell of a clatter of boken glass "oh dear! what happened now" they all said.......
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 10:59:48 GMT
it was a group of drunken n*********s who were partying,in the snow,only scantily clad, in true stereotypical fashion  . One of them had bumped into....... |
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Post by Tig on Nov 3, 2010 11:49:22 GMT
been swinging on a huge chandelier which Delboy and his brov were trying to put up, and it just
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 12:23:44 GMT
couldn't hold all that...
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Post by Louisa on Nov 3, 2010 15:39:28 GMT
scantily dressed beauty's weight and the whole lot collapsed leaving .......
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 16:20:02 GMT
a gaping hole in the ...
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 16:33:02 GMT
floorboards where once there had been the most
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 16:41:14 GMT
enormous elephant, who insisted on doing....
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 16:44:23 GMT
handstands to impress the
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 16:45:42 GMT
audience, which had gathered n the ..
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 16:46:39 GMT
big top and were waiting patiently for the elephant to arrive but of course
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 16:48:13 GMT
he had other things on his agenda.Before he could entertain the crowds he had to ...
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Post by Barbara on Nov 3, 2010 16:50:28 GMT
Ride his bike to get the evening..............
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Post by carolann on Nov 3, 2010 16:59:08 GMT
paper for everyone as the last delivery boy had.......
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 17:02:24 GMT
been sacked for reading the magazines on the way round. Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye he spotted
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Post by Louisa on Nov 3, 2010 17:24:57 GMT
a diamond tiara ......
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 18:24:43 GMT
which he thought would go very nicely with his stage costume of a feather boa and
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 18:55:57 GMT
thigh length waders.However,when he bent down...
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Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 3, 2010 19:01:06 GMT
his trunk obscured his view so he asked a passing...
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 3, 2010 19:10:31 GMT
mermaid for help, she was only there because there had been so much rain and she'd swum into the forest and
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 19:10:35 GMT
sailor to help him to...
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 19:12:44 GMT
sorry LG we posted together
got stuck in a ...
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 3, 2010 19:16:58 GMT
no worries Auricula, we seem to be doing that a bit tonight ;D
swamp right up to his
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Post by Tig on Nov 3, 2010 20:37:41 GMT
her scales ... and she was slimming! How annoying that she
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 20:48:25 GMT
should be covered in slimey mud so that no one could see her
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 3, 2010 20:51:32 GMT
new shell necklace that Mr Moneybags gave her
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 21:02:27 GMT
as a parting gift when she left
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 3, 2010 21:07:57 GMT
Lake Mudpack to seek her
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 21:08:59 GMT
fortune in the ocean. Unfortunately it just hadn't worked out because
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. One of them had bumped into.......
