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Post by Missredhead on Nov 3, 2010 21:12:13 GMT
The salt water made her skin itch and so she
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 3, 2010 21:17:41 GMT
had decided to head in land to see if
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 3, 2010 21:19:51 GMT
she could find a large
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Post by Auricula on Nov 3, 2010 23:46:53 GMT
fortune attached to a man with a ..
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Post by Tig on Nov 4, 2010 0:17:05 GMT
huuuuuge .................... estate with a lake, or failing that a smaller
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Post by Louisa on Nov 4, 2010 6:56:29 GMT
hunting lodge with its own fishing lake -- all timber, rustic, thick shag-pile rugs and warm ember glows ......  (hark, do i hear Mark Harmon calling my name  ) |
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Post by Barbara on Nov 4, 2010 7:52:12 GMT
But as she stepped off the boat disaster struck............
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 4, 2010 7:57:18 GMT
she was swept away by a huge
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Post by JennyWrenn on Nov 4, 2010 7:59:00 GMT
tin of Zambuk she had bought for her rash - but wait what was .....
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Post by carolann on Nov 4, 2010 8:26:22 GMT
that she could see, is it a bird or a plane not it was.......
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Post by Barbara on Nov 4, 2010 8:38:43 GMT
Super spru, coming to save the poor ................
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Post by Tig on Nov 4, 2010 9:00:21 GMT
wretched mermaid, clad in his surgical support stockings with his y-fronts
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Post by Auricula on Nov 4, 2010 9:32:15 GMT
outside his plus fours, faster than a speeding steamroller, he went rushing...
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 4, 2010 10:24:53 GMT
toward her, arms at the ready to
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Post by Auricula on Nov 4, 2010 10:29:28 GMT
play the complete action hero.Unfortunately,just as he reached her, age caught up with him and he...................
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 4, 2010 10:33:07 GMT
shreeked in agony as his back went and she had to
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Post by Auricula on Nov 4, 2010 10:39:18 GMT
help to manoevour him into ....
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 4, 2010 10:45:10 GMT
a wheelbarrow which was sitting beside the tree, she got him into it but he was still howling, where is
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 4, 2010 11:22:51 GMT
the doctor, I need a doctor! In a flash
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Post by Louisa on Nov 4, 2010 11:32:58 GMT
Dick van Dyke appeared with his stethoscope around his neck, he asked "where's the .......
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Post by Auricula on Nov 4, 2010 11:58:02 GMT
cockney's singing and dancing around the ...
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Post by Barbara on Nov 4, 2010 12:06:39 GMT
Fireworks display, Ang abaht a bit he said who the flippin eck did
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Post by Tig on Nov 4, 2010 12:36:26 GMT
their back in?? A spoonful of sugar is what you need matey ... and maybe a bit of
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Post by Auricula on Nov 4, 2010 12:58:48 GMT
tlc from...
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Post by Ladygardener on Nov 4, 2010 12:59:50 GMT
the nymphs at GW, look out here comes
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Post by carolann on Nov 4, 2010 13:51:30 GMT
the head Nymph saucy Sue now but what is that she is carrying! oh no its a..........
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Post by Auricula on Nov 4, 2010 14:02:22 GMT
syringe...surely she isn't going to.....
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Post by Missredhead on Nov 4, 2010 14:04:31 GMT
oh dear...she did  |
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Post by Jasmine on Nov 4, 2010 15:14:17 GMT
There was a loud shriek as
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Post by Louisa on Nov 4, 2010 15:22:51 GMT
one of the local lads pulled his trousers back up and ......
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