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Post by Auricula on Oct 13, 2010 15:50:50 GMT
there were no hostesses in evidence.They'd been tricked into buying clothes for a non existant night out  Instead, he found........ |
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 13, 2010 15:51:34 GMT
They were all taken,so instead he had to make do with
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Post by carolann on Oct 13, 2010 17:16:40 GMT
Alan Tichmarsh who had popped in for a pint and a.......
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Post by Ladygardener on Oct 13, 2010 17:17:36 GMT
very quick little gardening lesson and
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Post by Tig on Oct 13, 2010 18:33:12 GMT
a new rug ... he had heard about the hoards of gnomes taking over a small garden in Cheshire and was hoping for a freebie  Instead of which he got quite a shock when |
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 13, 2010 18:39:16 GMT
they all turned out to be
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Post by Tig on Oct 13, 2010 18:47:10 GMT
Umpa lumpas!!! It must have been all the chocklit, and marmite wot did it!! Oooh don't go near the |
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 13, 2010 18:49:03 GMT
vending machine cos you might get sucked in!!
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Post by Barbara on Oct 13, 2010 18:50:05 GMT
And then you will never again...............
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 13, 2010 18:51:29 GMT
be able to......
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Post by Barbara on Oct 13, 2010 19:00:57 GMT
Dance the night away with all the men who fancy going......
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 13, 2010 19:02:31 GMT
to the Halloween Ball
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 13, 2010 19:03:27 GMT
and be bewitched by a witch which will....
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Post by Barbara on Oct 13, 2010 19:11:34 GMT
Watch you when
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 13, 2010 19:12:41 GMT
waiting for the waiter to wait his turn to.......
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 13, 2010 20:39:09 GMT
Bring on the micro-waved veggies
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 13, 2010 20:39:54 GMT
that had remained crisp....the Hostess had
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Post by Tig on Oct 13, 2010 23:12:16 GMT
gone off her trolley! Oh no .... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 14, 2010 6:34:27 GMT
As she was prone to often do,at the sight of the waiters large
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Post by JennyWrenn on Oct 14, 2010 6:47:01 GMT
amount of hair he was exposing on his chest, face and arms; could he be a ...........
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Post by farmersboy on Oct 14, 2010 6:49:36 GMT
Wild man from Borneo
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Post by Jasmine on Oct 14, 2010 6:59:23 GMT
or the as yet undiscovered yeti that
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Post by Barbara on Oct 14, 2010 7:07:16 GMT
Threw soot all over the people who drove wedding cars...
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Post by carolann on Oct 14, 2010 8:10:24 GMT
on Saturday. No it was David Bellamy who just happened to be looking for giant Pumkins in the forest because he had heard.......
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Post by Auricula on Oct 14, 2010 8:38:59 GMT
that they were very tasty if you had them with.....
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Post by carolann on Oct 14, 2010 8:47:01 GMT
woodlice and Marmite ;D put in the oven and roasted for.........
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Post by Auricula on Oct 14, 2010 8:50:08 GMT
supper. Meanwhile, across the road, in a field was.........
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Post by Missredhead on Oct 14, 2010 8:51:58 GMT
4 hours which gave him plenty of time to
the biggest and most dangerous
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Post by carolann on Oct 14, 2010 10:12:35 GMT
Gnome who was guarding the Pumpkin field which held all the prize winning........
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Post by carolann on Oct 14, 2010 10:14:11 GMT
entiries for the village show. David stood looking over the fence and big Boris.........
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Instead, he found........
Instead of which he got quite a shock when 
